Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 855 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
Other friends have flown before...
While I pondered weak and weary...
Be that word our sign of parting...
And so faintly you came tapping...
Medals Earned: 9/22 (170/490 points)
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Die sliding.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Break your own record 3 times.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
There's a place for everyone here.
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Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/120 points)
fail to activate the metagolem by not placing enough orbs
deliver the nyxblossom to the treekeeper
water all of the trees
turn all of the NYX orbs into SOL orbs
complete all endings
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!